After 9 days in Hawaii, here are some of my thoughts. Admittedly most of them came to my head within the first 2 days:

Who could want coffee in times like these?

Stores are good for something: air conditioning!

I actually want some short shorts now.

I’m white.

Wait, ice cream melts when I carry it outside?

Cold showers are brilliant.

I haven’t worn socks since last Sunday!

The wind is actually your friend here.